W.O.T.D Lexicon

defn; the vocabulary of a language or of an individual

So i was jus playing ard with Hanif at the resto. and we decided to make short stories. ok, this is how it was made, one sentence frm each person. and this is how it was played out to be..

Alfa And The Pig

Once upon a time, there was a trigger-happy pig could not be bothered by the fact that he is a pig. So he munched a rhino and somehow has grown a rhino horn. He felt strange but excited. And realized that he can buy an Alfa Romeo with it 8), because he knoes that the horn is expensive if sold. So he went to a shit dealer and tried to get a green 159, but he can't because it has pigskin on it. He felt kinda selfish for feeling that way. So he bought two, one for him and one for a random boar. For being a trigger-happy pig, he shot the random boar while he was driving the car. But shattered his windscreen then he spun into an accident. Fortunately, the pig died and the rest of the car is still gorgeous. The car was sent to Jais for a samak procedure.

The End.

The Second Story

It was a hot, scorching day. Ahhh a perfect day to drive aconvertible, with the wind breeze through my hair. I felt stupid about it because I have none :( Eventho its stupid, but it doesn hurt to imagine. I decided to stop imagining because there was a couple of long hair people swagging their hair. Then I thought, today is the day I'll get a wig! So I went to a costume shop to get one. After hours of search, the perfect one came into sight. It looks like Brooke Shields' hair! Down there! And it was gorgeous on my head! So I bought it. As I was happily leaving the shop, a leprechaun came. And offered me a Heineken. However I declined it since I don't accept drinks from a stranger let alone a leprechaun. So i asked the sexy leprechaun out for hot cocoa to get to knoe him better. He offered me a pot of gold but I declined and made a counter offer of a pot of wigs. He gave me his hair instead saying that you can do whateva with it because its green! After thats all over, I encountered a unicorn. It was love at first sight. So we married along with the car. And we lived happily until I accidently slaughtered it for food. Burp.

The End.

xo